Mayor Harrington Arrives Early For Work
I knew it…
I got up early this morning with the hope of running into Mayor Harrington. I want to know for myself what kind of man he is. I had it in mind to invite him for coffee. ‘Lets make friends,’ I saw myself saying to the Mayor. I’ve also a few ideas that I’d prefer not to bring up in front of a hundred other people at the upcoming visioning session.
I parked across the street from City Hall at 5 a.m. About forty five minutes later Mayor Harrington arrived…
Egads! I managed to control my shaking enough to take this picture. A moment after taking this photo a beam of light shot out at me from Harrington’s ship. My entire body froze. I could think and see but I could not react physically. I was held captive there, alone.
As Harrington’s craft completed it’s descent into the tubular landing pad atop the great City Hall, I could hear him up there talking about what great coffee Supreme has. No sooner did he finish his sentence then I was realesed by the invisible force. I ran as fast as I could to my regular-joe car.
As I drove off I could see Harrington standing atop the building watching my escape. He was sipping his coffee and calmly watching me flee. His calm demeanor has had me feeling uneasy all day… What does he know that allows him to keep so relaxed?
He could come for me at anytime… There isn’t anyplace I could hide from Mayor Harrington. I’ve got to remain strong.
UPDATE: 2:38 PM, Thursday, March 6, 2008
We at Brockton Tip to Bush received an email from the Committee to Elect Jim Harrington regarding my experience at City Hall this morning:
There are two items in this sighting that would prove it to be untrue.
1st Mayor Harrington is at the Gym everyday at 5:30am
2nd Mayor Harrington does not drink coffee
The Committee to Elect Jim Harrington
720 Centre Street
Brockton, MA 02302
508-584-3530
You can spin it any way you like, but we at Brockton Tip to Bush think it sounds like a cover-up…
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